Consumer Humor:

16 Ways To Laugh All The Way To The Bank!

• If I had a dollar for every time I overspent, I’d be rich - temporarily!

• What did the dollar say to the penny? “You don’t make any $ense.”

• Credit cards, how do I love thee? Let me count the interest bearing days!

• What do a shovel and a credit card have in common? They both can get you in a hole.

•  What’s the difference between a credit card and a rope? One can get you in a hole and the other can get you out of one.

• The best way to stretch a dollar is to shrink your spending habits.

•  The secret to keeping your head above water … is to live below your means.

• The best way to stop wasting money is to save your common $ense.

• What do a credit card and a lake have in common? They both can get you in over your head.

•  Secret to success? To make your money work harder for you than you do for it.

•  The money you spend now for a better tomorrow is called an investment. The money you spend now for pleasure, at the expense of tomorrow - is called debt.

•  Beware: A credit card can give you the illusion of having more money than you do. But can make you feel poorer when the bill comes due.

 If you can’t afford it, don’t buy it

Don’t pick it up or even try it.

If you overspend your cash

It will disappear in a flash

And your money will go down a dark pit.